Now available in The Clink Room Store! The Jumbo Clink Kong Pennant! Ever wondered what to do with all those Clink Room Patches? How ’bout tacking up our JUMBO Clink Kong Pennant designed specifically to display your Clink Room Patch collection?

Created by Winning Streak Sport Memorabilia, the folks who make coveted banners and pennants for the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the NHL. This is the first time that they have ever created a pennant with 100% embroidery! Premium wool blend felt, with none of that cheesy silk screened garbage.

Measuring 41 inches long and 17 1/2 inches tall, the wool blend fabric is a mix of The Clink Room’s signature rich blue-violet and white. With satin-thread embroidery. And featuring, for the first time, the Clink Kong javelin logo embroidered on the right blue-violet field.

As a special bonus, we’re giving you Clinkers the chance to complete your patch collection by giving you the option to choose the patch that you want included with the Jumbo Clink Kong Pennant. You have your choice of Kong Vampire, Kong Back-to-School, Scrapes, Wheelers, Walbats, Sludgebugs, or let us choose a patch at random. There will only be 10 of each of the “Choose Your Patch” options. So if you’ve been pining over a certain patch, here’s your chance!

Show your Clink Pride and grab yours!

Measuring 41 inches long, the Jumbo Clink Kong Pennant is available tomorrow, (Updated!) tonight!

Kick this weekend’s ass Clinkers!

Our masthead, our mascot, our muse. Sneak peak on Friday, available Sunday!

Clinkers! I need a 3D modeler for a project we’re working on. Are you a badass at Lightwave, Maya, Rhino, or zBrush? Or maybe another program that I’m ignorantly forgetting to list? We need people with experience rendering creatures, no animation experience necessary, but a few good characters under your belt is a must.

Email your portfolio or a link to your website or flickr stream to theclinkroom@planbbranding.com. I think Jason’s put out a call for something similar at some point over the last year. If you’ve already submitted an email to us for that project, don’t be shy to submit again. Thanks and looking forward to seeing your work!

Count Clink Kong vants to suck your bluud!

It’s everyone’s favorite time of year to run amok and to slip into an oh so sugary coma. Hailing from the spookiest corners of Transylvania, Count Clink Kong will send shivers of artistic inspiration up your spine. Run Twilight tweenies, run for your ding-dang lives.

Measuring 3 1/2 inches across, armed with fangs and a slick vampire hairdo, and crossed with wooden stakes. The Clink Kong Vampire Halloween 2011 Patch available here now!

Kick the veeekend’s aaass Cleenkers!

Now available in The Clink Room Store, Clink Kong Hearts Japan Patch! 100% of profits donated to the Red Cross and it’s Tsunami Relief efforts. The patch is only $5 and shipping is $1 in the U.S. and $2 to rest of the World!